The Suckiest University MSU Tee Unisex
White / S
$20.00
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The Suckiest University MSU Tee Unisex
$20.00
The Suckiest University MSU Tee™
Because even the suckiest university deserves a shirt that lasts longer than its championship hopes.
This heavyweight cotton t-shirt is a rock-solid classic with a relaxed fit—perfect for sitting through painfully long lectures, explaining “next year” again, or hate-watching rivalry games. Built tougher than MSU’s excuses, it’s designed to survive endless wear, washes, and disappointment.
Features (unfortunately higher quality than the school):
Seamless double-needle collar that won’t quit (unlike MSU’s season)
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for durability through every loss
Taped neck and shoulders, because someone has to show structural integrity
Classic fit for maximum comfort while questioning your life choices
Fabrication (elite materials, questionable affiliation):
Solid Colors: 100% preshrunk cotton
Ash Grey: 99% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Heather Colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Soft. Durable. Iconic.
Just like the shirt — not like MSU.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |