The Suckiest University NDSU Crewneck
The Suckiest University NDSU Crewneck™
For those who survived attending, watching, or constantly hearing about OSU.
This heavyweight cotton crewneck sweatshirt comes in a classic fit that’s far more dependable than NDSU’s annual hype cycle. Built for chilly game days, awkward campus pride, and explaining why this year was “different,” it’s comfort you can rely on—even when the university isn’t.
Features (shockingly elite):
Ribbed crewneck collar that keeps its shape better than NDSU’s playoff dreams
Reinforced stitching to endure seasons of disappointment
Ribbed cuffs and waistband to trap warmth while expectations slowly leak out
Classic fit for maximum comfort during rival trash talk
Fabrication (top-tier materials, questionable allegiance):
Solid Colors: 100% cotton face for durability and structure
Sport Grey: cotton/poly blend for resilience
Heather Colors: balanced cotton/poly blend for softness and strength
Warm. Reliable. Built to last.
Everything NDSU fans keep promising.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 69 | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 83.8 | 86.3 |
| B) Width (cm) | 102 | 112 | 122 | 132 | 142 | 152 | 162.6 | 172.8 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 | 76 | 81.3 | 86.4 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 85 | 88 | 90 | 93 | 95 | 98 | 100.3 | 102.9 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 27.2 | 28 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 31.1 | 31.9 | 33 | 34 |
| B) Width (inches) | 40.2 | 44.1 | 48 | 52 | 55.9 | 59.8 | 64 | 68 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 20.1 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 | 34 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 33.5 | 34.6 | 35.4 | 36.6 | 37.4 | 38.6 | 39.5 | 40.5 |
Care Instructions
| General | This sweatshirt is a versatile staple for any wardrobe, combining comfort with casual style. |
| Wash | Machine washable in warm water with like colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry on medium setting. |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight. |