The Suckiest University Michigan Crewneck™
White / S
$35.25
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The Suckiest University Michigan Crewneck™
$35.25
The Suckiest University Michigan Crewneck™
When the university lets you down, at least your crewneck won’t.
This heavyweight cotton crewneck sweatshirt delivers a classic, comfortable fit built to survive cold Saturdays in Ann Arbor, long walks back after tough losses, and another season of “next year for sure.” It’s tough, reliable, and unexpectedly high-quality — everything people wish the program consistently felt like.
Features (more solid than the program):
- Ribbed crewneck collar that holds its shape better than Michigan’s expectations
- Reinforced stitching for durability through every heartbreaking finish
- Ribbed cuffs and waistband to keep warmth in while hope slowly escapes
- Classic fit for maximum comfort during disappointment
Fabrication (elite materials, unfortunate school):
- Solid Colors: 100% cotton face for a clean, durable feel
- Sport Grey: cotton/poly blend for extra resilience
- Heather Colors: balanced cotton/poly blend for softness and strength
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 69 | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 83.8 | 86.3 |
| B) Width (cm) | 102 | 112 | 122 | 132 | 142 | 152 | 162.6 | 172.8 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 | 76 | 81.3 | 86.4 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 85 | 88 | 90 | 93 | 95 | 98 | 100.3 | 102.9 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 27.2 | 28 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 31.1 | 31.9 | 33 | 34 |
| B) Width (inches) | 40.2 | 44.1 | 48 | 52 | 55.9 | 59.8 | 64 | 68 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 20.1 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 | 34 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 33.5 | 34.6 | 35.4 | 36.6 | 37.4 | 38.6 | 39.5 | 40.5 |
Care Instructions
| General | This sweatshirt is a versatile staple for any wardrobe, combining comfort with casual style. |
| Wash | Machine washable in warm water with like colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry on medium setting. |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight. |