The Suckiest University MSU Crewneck Unisex
White / S
$35.00
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The Suckiest University MSU Crewneck Unisex
$35.00
The Suckiest University MSU Crewneck™
When the university lets you down, at least your crewneck won’t.
This heavyweight cotton crewneck sweatshirt delivers a classic, comfortable fit built to endure cold stadium seats, long walks of shame back to the dorm, and yet another “rebuilding year.” It’s tough, reliable, and surprisingly high-quality—everything people wish MSU was.
Features (more solid than the program):
Ribbed crewneck collar that holds its shape better than MSU’s rankings
Reinforced stitching for durability through every loss
Ribbed cuffs and waistband to keep warmth in while hope slowly escapes
Classic fit for maximum comfort during disappointment
Fabrication (elite materials, unfortunate school):
Solid Colors: 100% cotton face for a clean, durable feel
Sport Grey: cotton/poly blend for extra resilience
Heather Colors: balanced cotton/poly blend for softness and strength
Warm. Durable. Long-lasting.
Unlike MSU’s relevance.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 69 | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 83.8 | 86.3 |
| B) Width (cm) | 102 | 112 | 122 | 132 | 142 | 152 | 162.6 | 172.8 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 | 76 | 81.3 | 86.4 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 85 | 88 | 90 | 93 | 95 | 98 | 100.3 | 102.9 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 27.2 | 28 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 31.1 | 31.9 | 33 | 34 |
| B) Width (inches) | 40.2 | 44.1 | 48 | 52 | 55.9 | 59.8 | 64 | 68 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 20.1 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 | 34 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 33.5 | 34.6 | 35.4 | 36.6 | 37.4 | 38.6 | 39.5 | 40.5 |
Care Instructions
| General | This sweatshirt is a versatile staple for any wardrobe, combining comfort with casual style. |
| Wash | Machine washable in warm water with like colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry on medium setting. |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight. |